If i had a billion dollars...

so this morning in the shower i was thinking, like im prone to do, i was thinking about what i would do if i won not a million, but a billion dollars... that is a LOT of money, you say to yourself, "no one needs that much money" but see... i think i could probably do a lot of good with that much money... not just squander it on lavish eccentricities... well... not all of it. haha! ive always said that if i were to win any considerable amount of money, i'd give a ton of it to my friends. ya know, pay off all their debts, buy them cars... ya know that sort of stuff... but then i got to thinking... if i were to just GIVE money to all my friends, i dont think that would help make them better people... and i honestly think it would put a strain on our friendship... they would always feel like they owed me something... and i wouldn't want that. SO i decided instead of giving them money just cause, i would invest in there talents. now this might not work for most people... i just happen to have surrounded myself with very talented individuals, people with a good head on there shoulders... so i would invest, like, with david i would give him a stypen to just sit and write all day, and then help him get published, so that he could just be an author, and a musician. with bryan, i'd give him the start up capital to start one of our many crazy business ideas, yeah it'd be a lot of work... but i know he's love it, and enjoy it, and be happy... and it would in the end make its own money. i'd probably donate a ton of money to the nelsons, just cause they've done so much for so many people including myself... and have had to struggle so much with money throughout the years... i would still probably pay off everyones debts, just because you can't work to the best of your ability if you have a weight on your shoulders like debt... and i mean, dont get me wrong i would TOTALLY splurge and get some crazy things like a 80 million dollar luxury submarine




who needs a house... when you have a submarine like this! so yeah. everyone should figure out a way to get me one billion dollars!