Tiny Swarming Space Scorpions

so i was on a space ship like battlestar gallactica, and we were flying through space when our ship was infested with these tiny, about the size a nickel, black scorpions. they'd crawl all over your body, and sting you in certain parts so that they could then some how combine together and take over your mind... they'd join their bodies together to make a tube of some sort that connected to your nose, and went to some other thing that they some how created with their bodies. there were thousands upon thousands of them. some how i had managed to not be taken over by them... i think it was cause i was sick, and they saw me as being weak, and of no use or something... or they knew that if they tried to control me my sickness would spread to all of them and they'd die. so they had taken over the rest of the ship, and had changed the corse towards their home. i think they were planning on eating us, or breading inside of our bodies... either way it wouldn't be pleasant for us. in my stumbling sickness (cause i really was sick, and groggy and couldn't really think strait) i had a vision, explaining how i could defeat them. I was suppose to get into one of our fighters and fly out into space, they wouldn't stop me because i was a hindrance to them, and if i was gone, then they'd be better off. So i'd fly out into space, turn and fire on the ship. the creatures would then, in order to stop me, have to all swarm together (im guessing all of them would have to... or at least the brains or something, cause they were a hive mind) and come attack my ship... i would then fly straight at the ship while they were attacking the outside of my fighter and fly into the engines killing both them, and i... but saving everyone else!

its nice to be back into the "saving the world but sacrificing myself" type dreams... i missed them.

I dont understand...

i dont understand... a lot. how can people affect you the way they do... how people come into your lives... tie themselves around you, help make you who you are... and then fade out. i find myself thinking back to times... and finding there are holes. pieces missing... not necessarily memories... but feelings, ideas... i've changed since those times gone by... and im a new person. i try to think back and find myself lacking of understanding because the person i was back then... no longer exists... i've often given people the advice when they are trying to get over someone... that they have to realize the person that they are in love with no longer exists... well the michael that originally said that, no longer exists... its hard for me to understand why i did certain things... why i was of a certain mindset... its odd because im not really longing for the past... not really. i know the very real reasons why the past went the way it did... why things ended up the way they are... and i dont really regret it, but i think i miss those holes... that understanding of feelings i had. i think i feel lost where i am now... in this void of feelings im currently living in. now dont get me wrong, im not a zombie... im not completely void of all emotion... its just. i've locked away those feelings i so willing gave out in the past... locked them away until someone comes along who deserves them. i guess i just feel odd w/out that, that part of me. and also i wonder, i wonder why i dont get calls randomly from people in the past... who happened to hear a phrase that reminded them of me, and they just wanted to call and see how i was doing... why dont i get an email from someone saying they had a dream about me, and it got them thinking of me again, and they wanted to know what i was up to these days... have i not impacted people as much as i'd like to think. i fear not. i think this saddens me more than the loss of the person... the fact that i left no long lasting impact in their lives... i didn't change them like i had hoped. oh well. what can one do? just thoughts... thats all.

First nightmare in years.

so i had my first actual nightmare in FOREVER. Gah… i can still feel them crawling all over my arm…

So my family and i were staying at this hotel for whatever reason… and i was stuck there, i couldnt go home, or see my friends or anything… and i was miserable, and wanted to leave. at one point in the dream something happened and my stepdad bought a plasma tv, and some how due to some odd turn of events it was apparently mine, and i was going to be able to bring it home with me…

so we get in to my moms car to go into town or something… and i get in the passenger side, and on the window there was this HUGE spider nest with hundreds of spiders crawling everywhere… and i kept asking my mom to stop so i could knock it off, and she wouldn’t cause she said that would just make them spread… and so i had to scooch as far away into the center of the car as possible… as to get away from these spiders crawling all over the door and at some point these weird creatures crawled up from under the dashboard and ate a few of the spiders. my mom started going on about how cute they were and how they only ate 2 or 3 and then were full… and i just sat there thinking how i wanted them to eat them all so i could get away from the spiders… then we were at this church, and somehow the spider nest had gotten inside my coat… like on the inside breast pocket or something… the whole nest… and i was freaking out trying to figure out how to get it off w/out desturbing them.. and i saw my old highschool friends scott and travis and brady, and travis was selling this old crappy guitar and brady had decided to buy it, and they were talking about if brady could see it or not before he actually bought it. so i walked up to them and asked them to help me get rid of this nest, and they helped me get the other arm off my jacket so i could slowing get the arm with the nest next to it off… but as this happened the spiders started crawling all over my arm… and biting me and aaah… then i woke up.. and i still felt the spiders crawling all over my arm… its was so creepy and gross and now i really dont like spiders… really small ones that crawl all over you… and i feel gross.

first nightmare in forever. i did not enjoy it.

Lycanthrope

So, i was a werewolf.

So apparently in this world vampires were few and far between, and werewolves were sophisticated and in large numbers... but the humans still didn't like us cause we were different, so sometimes they'd attack us and we'd have to defend ourselves. Also we spread the lycanthrope virus through any cut from us, so if we bit you, or scratched you. you would eventually turn into a werewolf yourself.

so me and my fellow werewolves lived in this nice mansion, lots of dark wood paneling, long hallways, and balconies . Like i said, we were sophisticated, we were not animals. So we were, i think celebrating two of our kind getting married, just like anyone would celebrate... and then we fell under attack. It was a small band of human soldiers, nothing we couldn't deal with, in the fight i swiped my claws across the neck of one soldier who happened t be wearing chain mail, but his neck was open for a brief moment and i took it, the swipe didn't kill him, but i scratched him and i knew he would change. we made a comment about how hard he was going to be to take down with the chain mail, and how uncomfortable he was going to be when he changed. he ran off and the fight was over.

i guess several days past, maybe even months, and i saw him and a bunch of other werewolves i did not know driving up in a big truck. i assumed he had made himself a pack, and had come back to get revenge. I called for the alarm and everyone scurried around trying to get the young ones to safety, and i ran to meet them. i crouched in the hallway as they came up the steps, not completely turned but growling, waiting for their attack. The one i had turned came up the stairs and said, "calm down man, im not here to fight" and for some reason i trusted him, and knew he really wasn't there to fight... none of them were in any sort of attack position and none seemed ready to change. So i stood up and he came up to me smiling... i felt it odd but just shrugged it off. they then began talk of how they had to warn me, of how there was something that he'd done that put everyone in great danger... then one of his companions mentioned he needed to get his wound looked at first, cause he was in no shape to do anything at the moment. he then lifted his shirt and there were two large red gashes on either side of his stomach. he sorta laughed and asked me what i thought it was, i guessed a large flesh eating worm. he laughed and said, "oh, i've seen those but no." i looked him like he was crazy... he must have really traveled the world in the little time since i turned him to have seen a giant flesh eating worm. in my head i knew though, that the threat was much greater than a worm... that he must have done something horrible... in my head i guess he had bit a vampire... and now a half werewolf half vampire stalked the world... most likely looking for him, and because i was the one to turn him... he came to me for help.

then i woke up.

A power im not sure if i can contain.

Today, on 09-09-09. An EPIC day in of itself... my co-workers presented me with the most momentous of monuments, the most gracious of gifts, the most powerful of items owned by man... they bestowed upon me, the THREE WOLF MOON T-SHIRT. the stories of this shirt and its miraculous power being told across the interweb... this most sacred of artifacts is not just a legend... but is real.

as i sat unknowingly at my desk, working diligently on my current assignment, my co-worker from the cubicle across from mine gets up and stands leaning on the wall of my cube. i dont immediately get suspicious because this is not necessarily an odd occurrence, it happens every so often that she will get bored, or weary of sitting and will stretch her legs and converse with me about the day. Then, out of no where... this music began to play... it filled the room with such power, i wasn't quite sure what to do... this music, i must say, was the most EPIC melody that has ever to fall upon my ears. I felt something powerful was about to happen... i was uncertain what... whither twas good or evil i did not know... i looked around, spinning in my chair. Just then a line of my other co-workers, young and old, began to walk around the other side of my cubicle and line up in front of me. Immediately i was frightened... what was about to happen... this was all too elaborate... i did not understand what was going on... i was, in fact, taken unawares. A simple basket held aloft above my bosses head began its way around the corner, i could not yet see what was in the basket... but it was obviously of some importance. As the basket lowered, i saw, the object of so importance... and i was taken aback... the THREE WOLF MOON T-SHIRT laid there... in the basket... as if some simple t-shirt. As if it was not one of the most powerful articles of clothing ever to grace the face of this good green earth. My co-workers then began to cheer, urging me to put on this shirt... ME, i was chosen.

a few samplings of its known glory:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
- B. Govern, NJ

I'll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com. When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones. The shirt is made up of soft cotton. I was grateful to see this as it flexed as my muscles grew after donning this garment. The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many. Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services. I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away. That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!
- T. Guymon, CA

Recently, my girlfriend asked me to meet her parents. I was hesitant at first, and declined the offer for a couple of months. Finally, she wore me down and got me to agree. Her parents are rich enough to own Bill Gates, and they insisted that we go to some nice steak restaurant. Despite her objections, I wore this shirt. The first thing her father noticed on me was this shirt and, upon shaking my hand, he started to call me son. As soon as we sat down, he wrote me a check for 100,000 dollars and told me to call him if I ever needed anything, and her beautiful mother began rubbing my leg in a not unpleasent way. Half way through the dinner, a man collapsed at the table next to us. I jumped to my feet and assessed the situation. I discovered that he was choking on a rather large piece of steak. Now I have no medical training, but the shirt showed me how to save this man's life. And I did. So grateful for my actions, the man paid for my dinner and gave me the keys to his new corvette outside. Then the waiters all gave me their tips, winking at me and mouthing "nice shirt."
- D. Luzader, AZ

see... this is what you have to look forward being a part of my life... see this power? this WONDER!

the planning in order to make all this happen:

Since the Three Wolf Moon Tee is so intrinsically sweet and may or may not contain mystical powers most notably the fierce attraction of the opposite sex I think Michael Wells has to have one. It would be so generous of us to bestow this great gift upon him and see first hand just what he who wears the Three Wolf Moon Tee is actually capable of. I think we all can agree the more snug the fit the better.

Total cost with shipping is $21.47. I'd be glad to order it if we could pass around a hat for donations for this cause. 

Don't tell Michael.

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(Jason)

I'm in.

Is it available in a Youth Large, 'cause I don't think he'll wear anything much bigger than that? 


(Dee)

I support this cause with the whole of my heart. Damn near brings tears to my eyes just thinking about that glorious, magical day.
(Will)

I'm in yet admit I'm a little afraid. What if this mystical power... well I will not continue?
(Jessica)

Don't run from the power of the Three Wolf Moon Tee ... just let it take control. It'll be alright.
(Will)

Jessica, I would highly recommend that you not come to work the day he gets it. In fact, we should make an announcement that all women take that day off. There is no telling what implications this could have. As a matter of fact, the guys may want to take that day off as well. Could get ugly. Real ugly. I've heard stories about these shirts. Wait...was that a howl? I swear I heard a howl...closing my door now...
(Dan)

After having to be seated across from this bear of a man, I have come to the conclusion that the 3W1M shirt can only have 2 possible outcomes. 

1. This will be a benefit to his awkward social and physical graces. It may even have the power to grant him a social outing with someone of the opposite sex. 

2. The power may be to much for him. I would find it to be a stressful working environment to have to be seated near such a man wearing the 3W1M shirt of power. Also if it does grant him an outing with someone lucky enough to be chosen, what does this mean for the race of man kind?!! Will there be trauma in the streets! Will bearded men rule the world!!! Will facial hair determine the social status of our culture!!? 

These are some of the issues that are coming to mind. Just asking.
(Dee)

I just peed a little thinking of the power of the 3W1M shirt combined with the handlebar. We could very well be creating the second coming here, folks.
(Will)

Valid concerns all Dee, and probably the tip of the iceberg. I'm just glad I have a door to close. Could the power of the 3W1M tee be too much for such a mortal man to harness? Could he evolve into a Golom-like creature ever protective of his precious?
(Jason)

How much extra is it to have Chuck Norris deliver in person? I got like $41.00 in Amazon gift cards - will this cover?
(Bianca)

It may be in our best interests to have Chuck on retainer for the entire week. I really don't know if Will, Jason, Rahj and I will be able to keep you ladies off of him. I'm starting to worry about his safety at this point. While he may appear as a stout young buck to you ladies, he's merely a mortal child inside, and I doubt he will be able to fully harness the tantalizing and life changing effect the 3W1M shirt will have on his fragile ego? Sweet Jesus, are we prepared to create a monster?
(Dan)

Too late Dan the THREE WOLF ONE MOON TEE HAS BEEN ORDERED!!!!

Bianca was able to get FREE 2 day shipping so we will be able to lay this life altering gift upon him early next week. Everyone that wants to chip in (at many and great risks most of which we cannot foresee) can give money to Bianca. With free shipping the total cost came to $16.49.
(Jason)

This is glorious ... free expedited shipping? Dear God, can the day get any better?
(Will)

Oh, and we ordered a size medium
(Jason)

my co-workers are way cooler than your co-workers... just saying.

i would not mind this being my job

ok... so this ones gonna be hard to explain... and i can't remember very much of it... so its also going to be a bit spotty. i do apologize.

ok, so i think we were kinda like explorers... but a lot less professional... we had a boss, who told us where to go and what to do... and we kinda were a rag tag group, with different talents and our own personalities. very much like firefly... pretty much this was a mixture of almost every sci-fi show i like... it was like star trek in that we traveled to different worlds... but it was like sliders in that the worlds weren't different planets... they were different earths... with different everythings, even sometimes different air, or gravity. BUT we actually had control over which world we went too, and we could get back to our own whenever we wanted. it seemed a lot like warehouse 13 in how we acted, kinda "ok! lets go have fun" even though these jobs were really serious, and people could die. i think the dream started out with us on a world, running from these religious soldier people. trying to get back to our ship, and i think one of the natives was running with us. it was a very dry place... reminded me a lot of Arizona, but i dont think we were in what we know as Arizona... when i say EVERYTHING was different.. i mean EVERYTHING... so continents weren't the same... sometimes plants and animals would be, and humans were for the most part. so we got back to our ship and barely made it out w/out getting shot at. (our ship kind of resembled the serenity from firefly) so we get back to base (which i have NO CLUE where that is) and we kinda get chewed out by our boss (who is like the boss lady on warehouse 13) and we're told to take her home... but i think her home wasn't the planet we took her from... i think something happened in that she had stowed away... and we weren't really sure what planet she came from... but apparently she had been causing a bunch of problems... i think i wanted her to stay cause i kinda liked her... so i remember looking at this holographic projection of the surface of some of these planets, and there was one with these high desert plateau's that had this lip on the end and they all looked the same, and her touching it and saying, "no, thats not it" i also remember us asking for a better ship... i ship with cloaking but our boss said we hadn't earned a better ship cause we almost lost the last one, and then we'd get a better ship when we showed more responsibility. i think there was also another team, and we were constantly competing with this other team, kinda trying to prove who was better at whatever it was we were doing... and i think they were a crew of all guys... and were a little more organized and "refined" but we were all way more talented at what we did... so thats why the company was using us despite our personalities and attitudes... but at the same time... it seemed like if we died on world, that the loss would be the ship, not us... we were expendable. it was cool though, i had this kinda rogue suave personality, i was the captain of our little team i think... a mix between han solo and captain picard... (how you mix those i dont know... but thats who i was) so yeah... i wouldn't mind having that job. how my mind came up with this soup of sci-fi movies and shows... i dont know... but im cool with it.

I do, in fact, have a very odd music taste...

Well... today i decided to listen to my top 25 most listened to songs in itunes... little did i know how much of an odd collection i had made by doing so. here it goes:

1. Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy - 71 plays
2. Mountain Dew - The Clancy Brothers - 68 plays
3. The City is at War - Cobra Starship - 68 plays
4. Rocks Tonic Juice Magic - Saves the Day - 62 plays
5. Time to Dance - Panic! At the Disco - 60 plays
6. Beer, Beer, Beer - The Clancy Brothers - 52 plays
7. Golden Brown - The Stranglers - 52 plays
8. Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield - 50 plays
9. Inside Out - Eve 6 - 48 plays
10. The Futile - Say Anything - 43 plays
11. Tim Finnegan's Wake - The Clancy Brothers - 42
12. Boys of Summer - Don Henley - 42 plays
13. Now that you're Home - Manchester Orchestra - 39 plays
14. Always on my mind - Phantom Planet - 38 plays
15. Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt - We Are Scientists - 38 plays
16. Goodnight Goodnight - Hot Hot Heat - 37 plays
17. Sink to the Beat - Cursive - 31 plays
18. The Tension and the Terror - Straylight Run -28 plays
19. This Scene is Dead - We Are Scientists - 28 plays
20. Johnny, I hardly Knew Ya - Dropkick Murphys - 27 plays
21. 99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger - 27 plays
22. Devil's Dance Floor - Flogging Molly - 26 plays
23. Wolves at Night - Manchester Orchestra - 26 plays
24. Inaction - We are Scientists - 24 plays
25. Intergalactic - Beastie Boys - 23 plays

odd... i know... now, the first 3 where set as my alarm for a little while... so there numbers are a bit skewed. so i really think my #1 top actually PLAYED song would be Rocks Tonic Juice Magic by Saves the Day. Why in the world Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys is even on there... i do not know... i find it quite odd. quite odd indeed.